i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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