Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You smell like stripper and shame
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You are a genius and a whore.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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