What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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