is this the sara with the beer cane?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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