And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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