6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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