Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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