it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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