Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize