i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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