24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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