Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
