he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you will always have a special place in my vag
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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