ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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