My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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