i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I need to align my fucking chakras
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