This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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