you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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