Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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