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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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