I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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