I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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