so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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