If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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