you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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