Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just gargled with NyQuil
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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