found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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