he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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