Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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