I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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