I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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