if you like me you must not know who I am
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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