Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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