i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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