Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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