doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I need a burrito and a hug.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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