How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
