Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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