it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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