How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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