There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
