i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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