so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize