This dress was meant to end up on your floor
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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