did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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