I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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