Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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