She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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