he wants to bone in the snuggie
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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