She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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