Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this just has baby written all over it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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