I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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