like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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