i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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